Nice pigs sir!
President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.”
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, “Nice trade, sir.”
Claude L (Len) Bullard - xml-dev mailing list 22/5/2204
